Thursday, August 13, 2009

Punk MotherFuckers Thowing Shit At Us!


MEXICO CITY – The man with the tri-colored mohawk took a swig of beer, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited the mixture back into his cup. In the next seat another man, who was wearing a T-shirt with a cartoon drawing of the decapitated heads of Barack Obama and Landon Donovan, poured out what remained of the Corona beer he had been chugging and urinated into his cardboard drinks container.

Then, according to a neutral bystander who witnessed these disgusting acts, the pair stood on their seats, high-fived and hurled their vile concoctions in the direction of Donovan, the United States men’s national team star who was preparing to take a corner kick 15 yards away.

Welcome to the Estadio Azteca, where allegedly projecting bodily fluids at another human being is acceptable in the name of soccer fanaticism.

(AMERICAN SOCCER FANS BETTER SHOW AND PROVE IN 2013 WHEN MEXICO COMES TO THE US FOR A QUALIFYING GAME. yA'LL SHOULD HAVE YOUR SHIT FILLED CORONA BOTTLES ON DECK!)