Thursday, May 7, 2009

YOU WONDER WHY THEY CALL YOU BITCH - SHANE BATTIER

Shane, after last night you really set yourself up for this post. Especially after they put your little "how to defend kobe" playbook on blast. Let me find out you've been studying a book on how to defend Kobe and he still got off in your ass for 40 and to make it worse you let him get away with doing some silly off the backboard February move at the end of the game. I dont think you know much about February anyway but that's when the All-Stars play. I can't even say you were playing bad defense, you were just playing good defense against one of the greatest players to ever touch a basketball. So it really wasn't all your fault. Even still you sure looked like the herb I see in this picture last night. You the only Bitch Ass that would have some Facebook picture like this floatin around on the web. And if it wasn't obvious all this season and even last season the hand in the face thing you keep trying to pull off DOESN'T WORK! I'm starting to think you're doing it just so it looks like you're trying but it actually makes you look worse because everything is going in.

No need to watch the tape on this one, I'm sure it will live in your dreams for the rest of the summer.

If you didn't get a chance to catch the game last night, Kicks & Giggles here.

- MDK

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